Okay, but let me actually introduce myself. I'm Steve Goodman. I'm a full-stack software engineer with an M.S. in Computing, B.S. in Computer Science, and roughly 5 years of professional experience.
I am passionate about developing products that delight users and improve their productivity. I have a huge soft spot for products that turn complex, multi-step workflows into simple, "1-click" workflows.
Outside of my profession, I'm an avid gamer, collector of many stringed instruments, and mechanical keyboard enthusiast. I will talk your ear off about any of these things, so don't mention them if you're not prepared.